was there a sequel
If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
hes not even down on one knee. he’s down on both knees with those cheep ass weed socks and converse shoes this girl needs to love herself
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold
why are all these bands getting back together AND THERE IS STILL NO MINERAL REUNION?????????????????????
The Menzingers - “I Don’t Wanna Be An Asshole Anymore” Starring Jason Voorhees (by EpitaphRecords)
In a world of nightmares,
you’re a sweet, sweet dream…
just about the prettiest thing that I’ve ever seen.
I’ve been waiting so long for a girl like you to come by.
Tell me baby, will you be mine for 25 to life?
Fuck Earth Day this planet sucks there’s no cool aliens and the atmosphere sucks dick